BONE THE PAGE

by Paul Hipp

On the information highway in your underwear
Typing with your left hand
Your right hand God knows where
You must be writing legislation to protect out kids from predators out there

And your thoughts will soon be wondering
The way they always do
To you riding sixteen year old boys
What's a congressman to do
When you don't feel much like voting
You just wish this vote was through

Here I am - On the net again
Here I am - Are you underage
Here I go - Republican Congressman
There I go - Bone the page

Do I make you a little horny
Are you in your boxers too
We may need to drink at my house
I'd like to slip them off of you
You're just barely sixteen years old
I'm conservatively fifty-two

Here I am - On the net again
Here I am - Are you underage
Here I go - Republican Congressman
There I go - Bone the page

Is Republican America finally going out of style
They send our children off to die in war
In Washington meanwhile
They wave the flag
They wave the bible
And cover for a sleazy pedophile

Here I am - On the net again
Here I am - Are you underage
There I go - Republican Congressman
Here I go - Bone the page

(C) Paul Hipp 2006

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